That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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