I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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