I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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