ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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