i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
id be glad to
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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