I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Sorry my hands just texted you
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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