just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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