i already hear my dad disowning me
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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