There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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