i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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