she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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