Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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