I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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