I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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