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(586): View more from Michigan

I need a shot of tequila, and quick death

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(614): View more from Ohio

Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?

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(213): View more from California

the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.

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(937): View more from Ohio

You went to church with your boobs hanging out?

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze

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(905): View more from Ontario

ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care

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(407): View more from Florida

and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal

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