So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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