No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my shit smells like andre
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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