If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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