Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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