but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I think I sprained my soul last night
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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