I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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