Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
