i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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