just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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