She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she smelled like a LAN party
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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