How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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