Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My feet surprised me
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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