If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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