I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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