It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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