My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
