I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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