I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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