ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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