They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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