She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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