this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
pray to the hookup gods
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
