I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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