My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just found puke in my bra..
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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