...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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