Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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