Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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