I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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