Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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