She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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