Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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