fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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