I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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