I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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