i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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