Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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