ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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