**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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