Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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