Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Houston, we have a blender
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So much Jack, so little girl.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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